You deserve all the stars in the world. I am going to name my next pet after you.

Haha, so he’s literally having a famously overpriced failure fly overhead on his inauguration. Perfect.

I especially enjoyed The Criterion Collection edition of Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo.

Yes.

This. Thank you.

Jonathan taint gonna march.

Jonathan Chait maybe might join the march if it focuses on the concerns of delicate entitled white males like Jonathan Chait.

#BEST you so win OMG I wish I’d thought of that line.

And his gay hunting jacket.

My personal theory is that Trump said, “What was that department that Rick Perry couldn’t remember the name of? Let’s put him in charge of it!”

Rick Perry.

It’s one massive troll.

RFK Jr looks dissolute. He has a look about him like all the dross of the Kennedy genes landed in his pool. And yes, I know his personal life is a hot mess.

OMG I love you all the stars

Yeah this.

I never got it either. He has a vibe about him, whether when acting or in real life, of being so handsome that he sits back and lets things get handed to him. I’m sure there’s a better way to phrase it, but basically that’s how I see him.

“Why is it unreasonable to want alleged victims to be believed but not want alleged rapists treated immediately as dangerous criminals deserving immediate expulsion based only on a single person’s word before a university honor board or administration?”

Yes, true. Which sucks.

And only give us 76% of the justic and empathy.

Also there are chill laws on the local level. More and more local jurisdicitons in California are banning AirBnB and similar short-term rentals, due to recognition of how these rentals can devastate communities. (Yes, I know, some of you will think that is controversial, but most Californians have decided that…