This is good Kinja.

I didn’t know that their daughter was that young. Not that it would be OK otherwise, but that is just especially awful.

Oh god yes this. So fucking selfish and so fucking messy. It’s all about you, isn’t it, Ben? 

I am so tired of Ben Affleck and cannot be bothered to see any movie he might be in. I liked Argo, but not loved it, it was an OK way to spend two hours, and how many years ago anyway? It will be forgotten in a few years with the rest of Ben Affleck’s career. All he is these days is a rich has-been with a massive dad…

What is wrong with Ivanka’s lipstick in that pic? It looks smeared in the upper center.

Okay, Okay, I’ll buy the clips.

Not quinoa. Product placement. That’s a Nike swoosh.

Too little too late. (Not you, Angela, I mean in general: where were the investigative journalists and the screeching headlines trumpeting this fact before the election when it might have helped make a difference?)

Fuck HR people.

lolol OMG, laughing so hard. I love you.

That is horrible. I’m so sorry. God, the lengths people go to, to protect men’s feelings from the consequences of their actions, even if it means sacrificing their daughter. *SYMPATHY PRIMAL SCREAM*

I will never, ever take an uber for this reason. And other reasons, of course, but this reason above all.

True. They know what they’re doing. If there were ever real consequences to them, they’d stop it in a heartbeat.

That’s like something a comedy writer would make up. That’s Tina Fey-level of irony. (*sobs*)

Oh god, if I have to listen to another medicore white male acquaintance humble-brag to me, unbidden, about how the important people at work recognize his unique genius and how everyone likes him, ... well... I’ve kind of stopped being polite when I hear that. I just tend to make obnoxious responses these days, until…

I realized not too long ago, that one big reason (subconsciously) that I was overwieight for many years was that it made me invisible and enabled me to not have to put up with quite as much workplace shit as I did when I was thin and men felt more entitled to my attention.

“The harassment and the complete denial of the harassment.”

This is fucking insane.

C’mon, Zappos, time to do the same.

Lauren, I know your headline is meant to be snarky, but still I must point out that arguably it is irresponsible journalism. “California” as a state does not “plan to secede.” There is a loud minority of arrogant dumbasses who wanted to get Calexit on the ballot. They got permission to circulate a petition to try to…