Guy walks into an auto parts store and tells the counterman “I’d like a set of wiper blades for my Yugo”. Counterman thinks about it for a minute, then says, “OK - sounds like a fair trade to me”.

Who pissed in your cornflakes?

It’s called a blip; a picture with a couple sentences and no title. We do one every single morning and have for years. Welcome to Jalopnik.

Bring back the chili-cheese burrito!! (and the double decker taco)

When I was 16 a Taco Bell opened in my neighborhood and, because I was a teenage vegetarian, it changed my life. Taco Bell was a place I could afford to eat with my meager allowance, allowing me to hang out with both my vegetarian and meat-eating friends at a cost no higher than pocket change.

How does a Taco Bell near a college campus close?   That just doesn’t seem possible, unless it was severely mismanaged.  I’d love to know how/why it closed.  

This, exactly! The Fiat 500 spies for the Kodan armada and that’s unacceptable.

The GTAm looks like the star of the next Transformers movie.

I briefly set my hands on fire after using the restroom to make sure they’re clean.

No, they’re just marking their territory. 

LOL, I’ve always called this look “Serious Cat” until now

FIAT: We’re so good at making bad cars, even the electric ones stain your garage!

The “Disappointed Husky” design trend strikes again. The rest of the car looks very 500.

Have the Rolling Stones killed.

I got about halfway through and found myself humming Macarena.

“The inset dashboard material looks interesting”

Might I add, that if you feel patently uncool singing or humming happy birthday out loud or in your head, there’s always the Ramones version from the Simpsons, which is way cooler: