It’s the 405... the *asphalt road itself* is faster most days.

Nah! Sure the price is cheap enough to be tempting, but it’s showing a lot of wear-n-tear and I can find nicer ones for reasonable prices. Besides, the drop-top version of this car has never looked quite right to me. Yawn-inducing ham-fisted styling.

One Hour Later somewhere outside of Cleveland.

Mad Max flaunts his steel spines

Thank you for giving actual good information. There’s so much fear-mongering in the media right now, you’d think this was an impending apocalypse.

Isn’t that to defeat incoming RPG rounds? Is there a new racing hazard I don’t know about??

Maybe also play the lottery, because you’re one of only 59 in a country of 327,200,000 people that have it (and were probably one of the 40 people that got it from the same cruise).

It’s just a precaution in case the other teams try to launch missiles as his car during the race.

Ahem.  Properly expressed as a percentage... this should read:

Someone thinks highly of Horatio Phillips.

Does it pick up skinnemax, or just the local stations?

One of the worst symptoms so far is my 401k dropping 10%+ in four days. D=

If you’re in the United States and you’re reading this on February 27, 2020, you don’t have COVID-19.

0.00001089743% of the world’s population has the coronavirus

Are we ready to fight rumours & misinformation with clear & simple messages that people can understand?”

Clearly you should panic! Panic, blame everything on Trump and vote for communism!

“What human need does this fulfill?” scoffed the aging carriage driver at the automobile.

“That’s a lot of stuff”

“...Yes”

“You’re kind of young to be buying 200$ worth of groceries”

“OK”

“Are you sure you need—”

“... Just take my debit card and let me leave”

Actual exchange. 

Three lies for the price of one.... Meal ready to eat.  Absolutely disgusting. 

Interesting, I dont see any of these cosplayers dressing up as members of the Politburo seeing as how they support a Marxist who praises oppressive Communist dictators who have caused the death of millions upon millions enforcing his policies. How does one truly represent in costume $96 Trillion in new spending over…