That’s nice. Can they do it while meeting safety regs? I have a feeling the answer is 'Nee'.

As there are no ampm’s east of the Rocky Mountains, how would we know?

Something something driver’s front 1.5 psi low, yaddah yaddah “why did you turn?!”...

I was going to say Mustang, but there’s no crowd.

FTFY

A: Don’t.

I don’t know man, this might call for McGee and Abby...

Correct, but also, slideshows are bad and they should feel bad. 

Knowing what I know about modern pop culture, the children are definitely wrong.

Alexei Stolfat can’t help that he’s a Florida man. Well, I suppose, technically, he could have moved just about anywhere else, 

“That’s shorter talk! You’re probably a pedo, too.”

Not “human”, per say...

Huh, where have I heard that before...

Me too! Gunpla or other? 

G/O Media’s IT group is the Monkey’s Paw:

Meanwhile, the author byline and comment totals on the subblogs stopped working last week, and so far no one’s replied on my bug report.