That map is inaccurate. Let me fix it:

Who’s this “Us”? Outside of Texas, Juneteenth hasn’t been a thing up until recently. 

Hitler is smiling up from Hell, knowing that his name, and that of his movement, once used only to refer to the worst in humanity, have come to mean little more than “That person disagrees with me!!!”

Not wanting to live next to an unlicensed junkyard is classist now? 

I’d say 7-10 rusting shitboxes ago. 

Jalop being a car site doesn’t excuse David’s hoarding habits, but go off I guess. 

Remember all the articles seeking sympathy for Ron from Ann Arbor? This is why; David had found someone as delusional as he is.

Yet

At this point I would not be surprised if they list his house as a Superfund site. 

Huh. With the whole Coronapocalypse I’d completely forgotten about that... thing.

Multi-spectral; IR, UV, MMW radar... They may even add a Rainbow-Six style heartbeat sensor so it can tell live targets from dead.

So, right around the time we get Half Life 3, cheap fusion power and flying cars then?

Disagree, but to each their own. 

Hello fellow old fart!

TGT is the Big Bang Theory, supremely popular but not good.

What’s that? Tesla’s having QC/QA issue? That can’t be! Elon himself was going to be “taking to the factory floor” to get things back on track!

Do they have no budget for journalism talent anymore or have our standards fallen that much?

I’m going to mostly agree with you. I mean, compared to Dunkin’ they’re clearly superior, especially when fresh, but they’re not life changing. Doesn’t help that the local KK closed almost a decade ago, and the next closest one is twenty miles away, while we’ve got a Dunkin’ right here, as well as a Duck Donuts that op…

Don’t tempt them, they’ll just make up something even more stupid!