The NFC North is not turning out the way I thought it would in 2019

That is so high!

Can’t be as bad as a grown man being paid to write about hIs fIrSt ExPerIeNcE in New Orleans. It was like a bad Yelp review. 

Not to mention *needing* to hear yes or no from an internet columnist 

...mart antony’s?

I am taking this advice!

Ever been to Mart Antony’s on Hubbard?

Excellent

But did you tip?

Oof man. I was tracking with your argument until this weird condescending and rude paragraph.

What do you do for your career? Are you a publicist? Corporate attorney? I am trying to understand how you arrived at this position.

Shut your mouth, you are drooling.

AMEN!

LBJ’s next stop is putting on a dunk contest in Xinjiang! 

amateurs. lace it with nyquil and keep the weed!

you seem great!

A true patriot! 

Counterpoint: christianity is a stain and vacuous.

nOt AlL aSiAnS aRe ChInEsE

As a mono red aggro player let me say it feels nice to have anger directed at other decks!