the greatest grifter of our times sits in the oval office

Williamsburg is no longer “hipster,” it is unbelievably expensive, quickly built real estate, with constant JMZ train issues.

That film was excellent

I’ve been wanting to play this game forever, but was nervous after trying and failing with CKII. This write up is superb. I will be skipping WoW this weekend to play this for sure. Thanks Luke

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, it will be Art Briles.

Our nation is profoundly broken

Art. Briles.

Clearly, she also worships Moloch.

Ahem...yeah...no one calls me sir...either...ahem

Friendly reminder that he makes over $3,000 a second, and recently decided that Whole Foods part time employees do not deserve health benefits.

He definitely caught it. As a Packers fan, I think we can agree the Lions are terrible and wasted Megatron.

Diogenes would have deflated that ball ALL the way down.

Dont stop. It's a perfectly valid point. 

Just ban him entirely. 

every.single.time.

If you ever see Mark Hamill tell him “Skips not Walks!” I think he would appreciate it. 

brilliant

dont listen to the haters, this is good kinja

You need to get out of Florida more. Miami is definitely not one of the nicest cities on earth. 

YES