Friendly reminder that he makes over $3,000 a second, and recently decided that Whole Foods part time employees do not deserve health benefits.

He definitely caught it. As a Packers fan, I think we can agree the Lions are terrible and wasted Megatron.

Diogenes would have deflated that ball ALL the way down.

Dont stop. It's a perfectly valid point. 

Just ban him entirely. 

every.single.time.

If you ever see Mark Hamill tell him “Skips not Walks!” I think he would appreciate it. 

brilliant

dont listen to the haters, this is good kinja

You need to get out of Florida more. Miami is definitely not one of the nicest cities on earth. 

YES

Phantasy Star Online and Soul Reaver will always be two of my favorite games

How have I never seen that lolz

it is guns.

Tell Bret Stephens he needs to go!

yeah man. i misread his post. i thought he was saying he picked up *other* dog’s poop and was astounded.

:-0

come hang out in Bed Stuy my friend

honestly I just want to buy you a beer. its dope you do that.

pick up some random shit you find? what? Do you *actually* do this? Do you walk around with plastic baggies in your pocket?