boooooooooo

I had to google this

It is far more *weird* to be sitting behind a screen saying it is a stunt when she clearly, demonstrably can kick 53 yard field goals.

golf! tennis! magic the gathering!

1. How does Schefter shilling alcoholic seltzer square with the recent edicts that ESPN reporters and personalities should “stick to sports”?

perfect

At this point, it makes sense. If people are still supporting this “human,” they are definitely alllllllll in. 

You paint anal sex in a bad light here 

Angel

Damn Americans with their...complimenting athletes they just crushed!

It would just make the game far more exciting. I love basketball so much. But there just isn’t anything like October baseball.

Don’t let your child play. It isn’t worth it. He isn’t going Pro, but he will need his brain for the rest of his life. 

It is an opinion but:

From 162 to 150? Damn. That would just really take away my favorite part of baseball - the unending season!

This weekend while in Troy, NY. I saw a man wearing a shirt that read "socialism is for f*gs." He was waiting for a bus at the time.

In grad school I would scoff at Hobbes. Now, as I survey the landscape that is my country, I regretfully apologize to his memory.

Next year's Why Your Team Sucks is going to be great

Thia should be incorporated into the article 

this is good but why the fuck are those parents taking kids with sensory issues to games?

this is a very good take