Dear Shawn,

If the Lions hadn’t swept us the past two years, the Packers seasons would have been totally different.

Ever since moving to NY I have come to LOVE Utz. These are amazing and it is a travesty they aren’t in the midwest. And if they are, and I ignored them, then I take full responsibility. 

This is spot on. The Lobster was excellent for a few reasons, but the humor sold me on it. Killing of a Sacred Deer was dark without purpose or direction, which at that point is more or less a horror film, but even those have some sense of self-awareness and humor.

I literally cannot star this enough. 

Yeah fuck unions. I miss 7 day work weeks. I miss not getting paid time off. Collective bargaining? Fuck that. I want mine and fuck everyone else, weakening my own position in a strange display of faux individualism is better than ensuring my future and those around me have it better. Maternal leave? Haha! Wage…

lol

kinja isn’t showing my edits and thats fine, but to. not too.

is it too late to switch?

My dude, arguing from personal experience is flawed, at best.

I really need to re-read my posts before hitting publish. 

counterpoint

I went to the Jets Bills game last year and got tickets for this fancy club level area.

B E N G H A Z I

hope my edit goes though. literally was poor choice - chicken salad etc. but...not in such a context

I have literally never eaten cold chicken.* I am going to Popeyes this weekend to try this out.

damn okay should have read this

generally a single cat needs 2 litterboxes. for 2 cats, you should have at least two.

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jesus dude