easy!

Trolls suck, mountain dew rules!

Arizona.

It is absolutely just you. Probably the best writing on all of these websites.

Any chance he ends up on...the Lakers?

needs more stars

I humbly recommend The Shark

Boggarts are number 1 in my heart

It has also has no bearing on that man calling the police at all. A horrible crime doesn’t give anyone the excuse to harass and intimidate.

Advertising is the same

You are such a good writer. The Gaddis of Deadspin if you will.

I found this out the hard way

i got...nothing. hah

Its still cubs fans!

Yet another example of why White Sox games are so much better for families - or for anyone really. 

What about Salt Lake?

Great body scrubs and facials are amazing.

Now that I’m an old guy at the ripe age of 32, my hangovers make me think twice about going out. Still, alcohol is a solid reason to socialize so here is my cure.

ooooooof

Chicago (well, technically Evanston): The Shakespeare Garden (https://www.gardenconservancy.org/open-days/garden-directory/shakespeare-garden)