Oh, you.

Amateur.

Well, StubHub shows similar seats going for $219 apiece for this coming weekend’s game. So essentially, this guy had already hung a “Kick Me” sign on his back- Kaku just made it more literal.

I believe that was Wilt Chamberlain’s pick up line

Red Bull: It gives you wings! a probably fairly lucrative lawsuit!

On the one hand, I feel bad for the fan. But on the other hand, how often do you go home with a souvenir on your face?

RIP Spruce Goose.

hahahahahahahahaha, oh, look at you. Just look at you.

I wouldn’t be surprised if he woke up with a wrecked back from exuberant hugging.

Holy shit

Eleven years between major wins (and fourteen between Masters) has got to be some kind of record. 2008 (let alone 2005) seems so long ago that it deserves the “the last time the Cubs won a title, a loaf of bread cost a nickle and everyone wore an onion on their belt” treatment. The iPhone! Twitter! The global economic…

To celebrate, I’m buying as much cocaine and as many hookers as I can. As is tradition.

Didn't even know they were starting early. I just tuned in to watch the back nine and...it's over? What? Fortunately, they are showing it again so I will watch it now. Nobody tell me what happens, ok?

He also just won a big golf tournament.

“worlds largest collection of audibly decomposing jeep parts under 1 roof!”

Obviously designed for a different purpose [Shuttle carrier], but conceptually quite similar:

747 engines? I only see 6 engines.

Yeah well...

can we all just step back and appreciate how many project cars could fit in that hangar? and these idiots wasted it on a single airplane.

Ok but how big are the seats?