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So I have probably close to 30 pair of socks and underwear, but mostly because I have to keep a go bag with two weeks worth of shit ready. 

I didn’t know Bud Kilmer married a basketball coach 

I don’t think they were really being critical of him or anything. This just seems to be some harmless fun that should be filed next to Life’s Rich Pagent and Dick Jokes 

Because multiple attackers and PCP exist. You don’t get to pick who attacks you. 

Why is this not the top comment? 

That’s what I thought this was at first 

That’s what I thought this was at first 

wait, what? 

wait, what? 

Smithers, hop in the Spruce Moose! 

The wing has to be big enough for a crawl space right? 

They charge you extra for the “stop and frisk” 

An AT through hike is on my bucket list. I hope I can get to it before my body gives out though. 

HUUUUUUUMMMPPPP DAAAAY

Or just buy a Rival Juice-O-Mat for like $20 on eBay? 

Or just buy a Rival Juice-O-Mat for like $20 on eBay? 

Just like those women EDW strangled? 

This is the correct answer 

When I worked for a university, I had a work truck and a master set of keys, I would play a game I liked to call “lonely toilet” wherein I would try and find the most remote bathroom on campus. 

Ahem, it was “Dunston Checks In” 

I heard that in the stadium announcer’s voice. 

To be fair, Barry is pretty silly.