Deadshit would never make it out of the sweet 16

It’s a renewable resource! 

Old Simpsons references are 99% of the reason I come to the comment section (the other one percent is dick jokes). 

We need more noun-verb names. 

He didn’t say it was on her belt. 

+1 worry about due process later 

Is your user name from the SLJ Shaft remake? 

Or go to Orchids of Asia 

This, I want to see some unhinged ranting about Jews or lizard people fixing horseracing or something.

I didn’t know Mac’s mom lived in Toronto

+1 worther’s original

Dude, I was thinking the same thing. Watching that video, him grabbing her was just so out of left field. I wonder if he had gotten his bell rung and just was out of it? Not excusing his behavior of course, it was just fucking weird.

+1 ripped throat 

Is it possible that the pep band is made up of a bunch of spoiled private school kids that don’t take things seriously, ala Stanford, and didn’t want to be embarrassed on national tv?

My only question is if they are teaching “the right way” 

What kind of work are you in? I grew up on a farm, did a hitch in the Marines, and now work in wildland fire. The kids we get in the summers think that it’s some great adventure (which it kind of is) but that it won’t require A LOT of effort.

Do you have your shots? 

Oh damn, i thought there was something wrong with my computer!

Cum Cave sounds about right. 

You really need to be able to comment or star stuff as you read it in the article like you could on medium articles.