Sometimes it’s best to just forget about it.

It’s kind of hilarious to me that a bunch of PIOs were sitting around thinking, “Okay, we arrested the owner of the most popular team in the most popular sport in America, but how do we attract a lot of attention to this case?” and came up with sex trafficking allegations instead of releasing a video of said…

They couldn’t get the evidence to stand up in court. 

Folks, put your hands together for a prosecutor admitting a mistake. And then move them in an up and down fashion.

Turns out that jumping through hoops can lead to concussions, so you no longer can prove that your CTE came from football. Sorry about that. 

This story is a bit of an anti-climax.

Thank God that’s all over. I hope the publicity dies down so I can go get jacked off in peace.

Listen, if the police are going to use anti-trafficking laws to ruin the lives of willing sex workers, they can at least do some good and release the tape of a shit stain billionaire getting a a quick “mash&dash” on his way to the AFC Championship. 

Do it!

When you hike a long distance trail like the Appalachian or Pacific Crest, you can cover 20 miles a day if you’re really booking it. I’d expect 30 or more if you’re running. Plus these guys are carrying less weight.

You ever see one of those nature documentaries where a pack of wolves chases a herd of caribou or something like that, then rests while the caribou rest, then chases again, rests again, etc., until the caribou are just completely exhausted, and then they strike?

This dog was out for flesh.

This is my last day at a job I greatly dislike, and it feels like I’ve been here for 31 hours already. It’s not even lunch. 

highly recommend the series in general, but the “Lost in the Desert” episode of Netflix’s “Losers” is a good watch.

runners were given 31 hours to complete Wednesday’s ultralong stage

The will of the doggo is indomitable.

My dog just left my office after farting, staring his asshole for a minute and went to the den where he promptly passed out on his dog bed. Fucker.

Feel free to spend the next eight seconds feeling true pity for this man

Woe DeChambeau.

More like Bryson DeChapeau, amirite?

Milk DUCKS?? Really editors?