I thought a “suicide sub” was a fried shrimp, fried oyster, thin-fried catfish, cheese, extra bacon, roast beef gravy, and mayo on french bread.

The biggest challenge in all of this is that Seoul (population 10 million) is 35 miles from the North Korean border.  That’s why South Korea is always hesitant to respond to saber-rattling by North Korea.

You know for a fact that Gronk is voting for either Jizya Shorts or General Booty to go all the way.

It has become increasingly clear to me that NOTY is too important to be left up to the whims of the voting public.

I just feel like I could turn Storm Duck into Thunder Goose or Lightning Vulture and it’s the same.  I can’t improve on Truman Peyote.

I refuse to believe they didn’t know about peyote.

See, I gave this to my high school seniors. None of them knew who Truman Capote was and only a few knew about peyote.

with Gronk retired, NOTY  is it for a Thrower-Spiker showdown

Me and Jiz-EYE-yah

Storm Duck - Pope Thrower
Bear Spiker - Jizyah Shorts

Any other outcome is ridiculous.

Not even a contest. Storm Duck 100%. 

I think that was an unfortunate matchup. Either Duck or Peyote were clearly the favorites in the bracket.

I may not agree with how he votes or the flag he’s probably got tattooed on his forehead, but I gotta keep on supporting ol’ Bubba Buckaloo

Jiz-EYE-yah

Wouldn’t vote for Ecclesiastical anyway since it was obviously a Narwhals Mating style self-naming, but finding out he’s a convicted murderer really makes me want to see him lose.

He should be a Major General Booty?

I’m having a really hard time with Storm Duck over Truman Peyote. Peyote was one of my favorites.  I blame the youth.

IMO “fake” names like Ecclesiastical Denzel Washington deserve less consideration than those that people come by naturally, either by birth or marriage. Otherwise it’s too easy.

For those that may not read the long and awesome write-ups, be aware that Ecclesiastical Denzel Washington literally killed two women with his bare hands.

General Booty is ranked criminally low.