They got SO CLOSE to sticking the landing, too. Made it successfully through both you’re and your, but then screwed up the “isiotic”.
user0621
user0211
Terrbile grammar? Check.
And the last two “abusive coach stories” have been women’s programs. You’ve come a long way, baby!
I didn’t expect her to Taryn to the coach. I thought athletes were Taugher than that.
When I was a kid destroying my love for the game was the first thing our coaches did at the beginning of every season.
I have a jaw-repositioner that helps mitigate my THUNDEROUS SNORING. I’ve been advised to brush it with soap and water (which I just do not do, there’s no way in hell I’ll accidentally not get all the soap rinsed off only to Ralphie Lifebuoy myself the next night).
The thing I slip over my tongue to prevent snoring and my wife murdering me also has the added bonus of preventing bruxism. It was only $29 dollars online. The only downside is copious drool while sleeping but it beats being murdered.
This is what Mavis Bacon gets for moving away from being a typing tutor.
As a subject-matter expert, I’d have to say I prefer “Shitspin” over “Deadshit.”
It’s simple: apostrophe = possessive.
Please write another article about hockey!!! I need more paper for my fire place!!
“Sorry for the brevity” is now part of my email signature.
Of all the garbage people sent, the fact that someone cares that much about the Jets uniforms might be the most horrific.
The crush line is the ice cream and the f-word is the cherry on top.
Okay not to double post, but holy shit William Walker III just sent the absolute best e-mail to anyone on Deadspin. I feel it’s like a grandparent who doesn’t want to tell their grandson that their one man play they put on in the livingroom was crap.
I refuse to touch my wife’s mouth guard, she just takes it out and leaves it on the sink like a goddamn animal. It is however a good alarm for morning fun though.
I use denture tabs to clean mine every day, which is necessary because they are truly disgusting after a night of being repeatedly coated with slimey saliva.
“Unlimited power in the hands of limited people always leads to cruelty.”
They probably would have left me behind on day one. Not because of endurance, but because I would have been talking only in “Ice Ice Baby” lyrics the entire time.