Maybe not, but he’s the pope I need right now. I’m gonna go heat some shortening and bacon fat up for him in a censer.

watch your language please there are children on this web site

/Holds arms as far apart as I can

The Browns have been taken to a farm in the country where they can run and play.

http://www.hiyoooo.com/

opens envelope

Update from the Future: It’s 2018 and the Browns turned the corner, tripped, and fell into a woodchipper.

Sansa - raped and beaten by Ramsey; survives and becomes leader of the North.

“Paul passed just before the Browns were prepared to turn the corner”

Somebody get a rope!

He gets his salsa from New York City

The tacos are absolutely disgusting and I order them every time.

Mister “I’m-Too-Fancy-For-Shitty-FastFood” over here

For legal reason you’re required to refer to it as “food” not food.

Correction: that seems like a lot of diarrhea for $4.20.

personal gokart mate... personal gokart...

Nothing to see here, just some Amish:

I was in the Louvre earlier this year and saw the original of this painting, and was disappointed in myself over how excited I was about that.

How are the words “Top” and “Gear” or “Grand” and “Tour” not found?