Sorry, can’t hear you over the sound of Brady and Belichick deflating footballs.
0 Kelvin = Cold
Who benefited from the call? The Patriots.
Come on, it’s obvious that he was exhaling while dragging that toe, and by rule that means it’s incomplete, unless the time remaining is evenly divisible by 6, in which case it’s a touchback.
Not sure how that isn’t obvious.
“I’m not on Facebook” is the new “I don’t have a television”.
Remember folks, if you rearrange the letters in Sage Northcutt’s name you get “A Cutter’s Thong.”
Yeah, I do a lot of kettle chip work myself. Lot‘s of bicep and jaw muscle toning.
Deploying that punchline for a real-life instance must have been like waiting on the world’s slowest curveball and then smashing it a mile. +1 bat flip.
He sure did - there’s a bunch of other clips too.
I’m sorry, I need more information about this poor man’s situation before I can offer any assistance.
I think about him every single day. It’s usually just thoughts of him karate chopping boxes of Berry Berry Kix at 3am and making quiet, but purposeful, grunts with each strike; picking up and eating the cereal off the floor when he’s done.
I’ve been making myself a Denver omelet for breakfast for the last week or so and today I thought, I need to pick something else as filler. I had the thought, what about a club sandwich omelet? Chop up some turkey, crumble some bacon, put tomato and cheddar cheese in it. Then I wondered if I’d miss the mayo. Then it…
It’s technically not napping when you’re running a length of garden hose from the tail pipe into the cab of the vehicle.
You forgot about his flapping head
TV people curse a lot behind the scenes.
“in University” and “Kraft Dinner” outs Nicholas as a low-down, shifty-eyed, Labatt-drinking Canuck.
Stay with me on this one. What if a few of the aliens “got off” on the human porn and then this whole subgenre of fucked up human porn gained popularity on their home planet and the aliens that were into it were considered weird and they had to hide their “creepy” human porn fetish. Imagine some alien wife coming home…
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