I should join cal fire. Will they pay for my flight school?

Darn. I was hoping it was blood.

Because the blue water is only used in the onboard lavatory, duh..

it’s very well documented that a significant portion of Americans live beyond their means. if people were honest with themselves about their financial situation, and responsible with their finances, a hell of a lot fewer iphones, ipads, acocado toasts, etc would be sold. and consequently many of those people would no…

Looking through the brochure, they have a lot of cool stuff: Broncos, Cobras, Skycrane, Chinooks, Orion’s and Super Stallions.

Cal Fire is a few parts away from being a semi competent military air wing. Also they get a ton of help from local military units as well and have a number veteran pilots.

Googling “forest fire jihad” brings up some WEIRD results. You’ve been warned.

Its funny you think the entire government would participate in such a dumb cover.

Well you take regular water and give it a vaccine, and then it becomes fire retardant.

Pretty sure the inventor of this stuff was a Peter Gabriel fan.

wow that Cal Fire’s plane brochure is really interesting reading. Like an aviation Christmas toy catalog.

I once saw that fire fighting DC10 drop it’s load near New Braunfels, Texas several years ago and then pull it out right over I-35 to head back to Bergstrom to reload. I should’ve stopped, but that was the coolest thing I’d ever seen. I’ve never seen such a huge machine make those moves in person. I’ve been to several…

Phos-Check/Fire-Trol is turning the freaking frogs gay

sigh....

In California, we design the retardants to play subliminal messages about climate change as they fall to earth.

Red water was already burnt, so this water can’t catch on fire like other blue/clear water, duh.

I always just assumed it was Red Brawndo, and it had electrolytes, which is what fire craves.

i really love the uproar about the avocado toast. guy had a real and valid point, but people got so defensive and outraged everyone missed/denied it.

Yo, Bono, I’m really happy for you, I’ma let you finish, but Prince had the best halftime show of all time! The best halftime show of all time!

Poor Harry Reid