No way. Americans are saying whilst now, I promise. It’s a big problem. The two Englishes have been compromised. I can only imagine where this puts the Australians.

Great post, champ!

Any Drunmk Uncle openings?

And Rachel Dolezal! That might even be her dad in the pic

Just recruit a bunch of Irish workers, then lock them in the basement till their visas expire.

5'11" 130lb coxswain here (in college), and I could go sub-8:00. Without working at getting better, just running and deciding that I would randomly test. This guy is weak sauce.

See, this is an example of how the ultra rich live such different lives. If you or I were to have our manservant fetch a gun, take the elevator down to the laundry, and shoot an undocumented worker, there’s no way it would be an Irish one! Undocumented Irish people are so rare these days! You or I would have to settle…

6'1" and, at the time, probably about 205. I definitely did bullshit kipping pullups, though.

Oh yeah? Well you I’m eating a hotdog and fried egg sandwich for breakfast at 4 pm, so there!

Thank you for the info, but that may have been the whitest paragraph ever written.

Punters are people too :(

Yeah, but how far can you punt a footb—ah, fuck, nevermind.

I usually don’t read the e-sports articles.

Fuck. I can’t row 2000m as fast as this goon. In my defense I’m only 5'7", but still.. :(

DTJ does a slightly modified Murph. It takes him about thirty five minutes to have his manservant bring a gun from his personal armory, get up, take the elevator down to the laundry, and shoot an undocumented Irish person.

At his age, there’s zero chance you’re doing that Murph time (un-vested) unless you go to the gym every day, and have gone every day for a very long time.

No one cares about college rowing but like Donald Trump Jr., I rowed in college. (He was on the team at Penn for 1 year.) The standard by which rowers are judged is 2000 meters on the Concept 2 ergometer. The slowest guy on our team went 6:48. He was 5'10", 171lbs and iron deficient. Still, that score is butt. Donald…

Having the money in the bank isn’t the end of the world. Spending it all or “investing” it with friends and family is.

He’s really shines on the classical takkar, but for Christmas his mom got him his first electric takkar and that should take his sound to a whole new level

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