Tomasula, is that you? 

+$100 and tip 

That is, offputting. 

Most places out west minus Utah, Missouri, and I’m sure other places not in the deep south.

Too be faaaaaaiiiiirrrrrrrr 

So this guy would play Video Killed the Radio Star 54 and a half times in a row, every single day? 

But some places you can’t buy booze until noon. Really fucks up my mimosa game. 

I’m really pissed that movie wasn’t bigger than it was. It didn’t even get the cult following like Hot Rod did. 

CHUBBY BUNNY

Andrew W. is under ranked here. 

A galaxy of stars for you.

Holy shit, that would be awesome. 

I’m pissed this isn’t tagged “Butt Fumble” 

Oh god, you’ve just described my dad. 

That seemed odd to me as well. Like, a major lynchpin to this masterful plan was fucking photoshop. 

I’m surprised that rugby didn’t show up more. I went to a directional state school and we still had three competitive and a social side.

Don’t fuck with the tax man, he always gets his. 

Poor kids as well. 

Is Lori Laughlin’s kid the real life version of Mona Lisa Saperstein?

Do you think an ostrich could run farther than a sled dog?