I played rugby against some samoans once. before kickoff, their props were standing at the 22, holding onto opposite shoulders, punching each other in the face. 

Wait, a one armed scratch golfer?

Probably. 

Yeah, I thought I had ruined two pounds of elk backstrap with the green garlic. But elk is hard to come by and I risked it. Still tasted amazing. 

I will +1 you for VCR 

This was my thinking. You couldn’t be blatantly obvious about it or it wouldn’t get selected. It would take some masterful trolling. 

Fascinating. I still don’t see how taking test would help your overall bridge play, but I get the motive for it.

Pun or not, that was a solid explanation. Is there money at stake on stuff like this?

He didn’t fall the right way 

GREASE ME UP WOMAN

The only vortex in sedona is the vortex of new age bullshit swirling around. That one donut place is pretty great though. 

Duh, he’s a card cheat. 

Chicken Express or GTFO 

What if you moved your hyphen to the right?

Now this is what I come to the comments for. +1 roast beef sandwich 

HEY BOB, THIS ISN’T THE FUCKING Y, PUT ON A GODDAMN TOWEL!

What was her rationale for doing this?

Like gronk would have to pay 

fingers crossed for Jurruh 

gross.