Topical! +1 

How?

According to twitter, I’ve won this award five times. 

It happens with the cocaine 

They can’t even fix a horse’s bones? 

Obviously doesnt like using the backspace.

Wrong religion, but good effort +1 

That’s how I met my ex wife.

Thanks to goldschalger I woke up in a tree one time

+1 poop 

I used to work with a guy that went to baylor. When the whole briles scandal broke, he actually said “I get that all this is bad, but he’s suuuuuuuchhh a good football coach”

Well done. You bastard. 

He’s a doctor damnit!

NEW YORK CITY!

I bet he’s not even the real pope.

All I’m trying to do is make hilarious dick jokes and you’re over here talking shit about me. Nuts to you buddy!

They end up in our fire lunches a lot. I had forgotten about them too.

Will Sasso nailed that shit.

For real though. Anything to fly a Bronco.

Having had it dropped on me before, it sort of reminds me of house paint.