They have fucking Broncos. Broncos.

Underrated.

Don’t forget about the amazing strip clubs.

This was my first thought as well

Its sprots

C’ha buddy

My dad would grow them as row crops occasionally when I was growing up. I would often hop off the tractor and pull a few up to eat as a snack if I got hungry during the day.

Sounds like a tasty prepper cocktail to me.

They can’t even fix a horse’s bones?

The only winning move is not to play.

Does that work for the membranes on venison?

Yes. a bag of these and a dr pepper are my go to hangover needs

As was the style at the time

Gotta have something to talk about over scotch after you finish hunting hobos for sport.

I think the temple is a great place to see a ballgame (in late spring, at night), but also the residents of Arlington are pretty stupid. Also fuck jerry jones for keeping public transit out of the area so he can just squeeze a little bit more out for himself.

GOD DAMN THEM ALL

We’re synergizing our paradigms! *(asks for napkin)

Deep reference

Dumb, and also awesome.

It’s cause the guy’s name has the accent thingys in it