Masterful

+1 massacre

It’s temple garb you non-enterer of awesome space heaven

“Well your honor, to be fair, the victims did ask my client to practice cheer routines right before the incident took place.”

It sounds like the most mormon thing ever.

I guess you could say, that guy got rocked like a hurricane.

+1 roast beef sandwich

“A lot of people throw out a turkey hole, but a lot of people don’t know that you can use that turkey hole to make a hearty soup.”- Jim Tomasula, probably.

I grew up MS, I must have missed all this stuff before I stopped paying attention.

I would think that would depend wholly on where production was taking place.

But who would tomasolua be?

Yeah, I really on the fence about this too. I feel like they won’t have the same style Tom Selleck had and it will just be dude bros doing things. Kinda like how the baywatch movie turned out.

The movie that scared me the most as a kid was easily “Dr.Strangeglove.” The thought of nuclear armageddon is a lot to think about for a 12-year-old.

Oh man, I’m gonna have to dig that CD out for my drive tomorrow.

YOU GET RIGHT THE FUCK OUT OF HERE WITH THAT

He has cancer. That episode was on today.

I don’t think there’s any “easy” way to do a Murph.

Is cracker barrel racist? The only thing I ever saw was the thing about them and Brad’s wife.

Newsflash: The rest of the world is SUPER racist.

What, really? This is something that I definitely do not want to google.