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“I know I shot first.”

I wish there was more to this story.

All. of. the. stars.

At least there is indoor plumbing and basic infrastructure. And alcohol.

But it’s not enough to do away with Mondays

Are they those Asian Bullet Wasps?

It’s ok, I ghost boned my wife and she’s cool with it.

I’m not sure which standup comic you stole that from, but they told it better. (I’m pretty sure it was Tosh.)

Yeah but Stevie Wonder isn’t blind.

That was some really awkward foreplay.

I’m a sucker for steakhouse creamed spinach. I usually like for my steak to rest a bit longer anyway.

So if I send you a split request and you just ignore it, I get charged full price?

She probably never learned in the first place cause she’s had someone do it for her.

And then a hot head can just explode.

I think he was basically wearing a onesie and had to take the whole thing off.

I had never heard of this before. Thank you for letting me know that this cult exists.

And those people are awful and should be drug behind their vehicles.

+1 roast beef sandwich

It’s the second one, much likes Sergeants Major.