this feels like plagiarism

This news is especially sad considering early reports that it was all fun and games.

Old Golf Pro: “Wow! What’s your handicap?”
Girl: [gestures towards her parents]

I don’t. That’s why I use three-factor text authentication.

Now You Can Watch Pajitnov’s Block From Every Conceivable Angle

I’m sick of Deadspin’s political commentary. Why are you guys showing a Trump rally? Stick to sports.

Hey guys, just letting you know that I will be in downtown Manhattan next month, but I’m busy that day.

It’s comforting to see the courts finally deciding that striking women is not OK.

Dan Snyder-owned and ESPN-affiliated radio outfit WTEM announced yesterday that Tony Kornheiser, part of the original lineup in 1992 when it was founded as Washington, D.C.’s first all-sports station, will be calling it quits at the end of the month to concentrate on a podcast.

Sadly, the guy in that video doesn’t even know that his wife is sleeping with his best friend.

fuck off

h/t Betsy

Wow. Just when you start to think that baseball players aren’t athletes, all of a sudden you see them competing in a real sport.

Typical of soccer to have an important match decided in a shootout.

Sad that he was stripped of his opportunity to have his title stripped from him in the future.

On the plus side, the team now knows where to find a quality Fwd: FW: FWD:

+1

More like Liaoning Whodraw

I guess in baseball it’s all games until someone loses an eye.

yuo son of a bitch