Bryan Glazer: So, it says here that you used to run a criminal organization?
Biker Gang Minister: Yes.
Glazer: And you would prefer not to pay your employees guaranteed salaries?
Minister: If possible.
Glazer: Are you sure you're not buying the team?

Marshall actually tried for a three-point afterwards, but unsurprisingly it failed.

[nah]

Darren Wilson promptly shot Nate Robinson.

A Rested Thigpen Arrested

Wow, he is the most devout Catholic I've ever heard of.

Police who arrived on the scene described it as a "riot"

Tim hoped to be able to feed the five thousand, but it looks like he only gave food to 350.

good stupid point

fuck you #23 was Michael Jordan's number

This is the latest in a series of digit-related Bills mishaps, most of which have actually been the giant middle finger that the team has represented to its fans.

When asked to explain it further, Renato Brun relied on the tired old cliché of "well, you can't fire the coach..."

Moron. +1

Melnichenko was just giving the umpire the proper perspective to never forget 9-11.

Epic thissery.

Beat you to it, loser.

"But it went way too far, and it wasn't very clear that it was a joke, that it was fabricated. If you read it, you might think that it was actually Tiger talking. The whole thing is completely ridiculous."

"His family is beside themselves", in this case, means that the attendance at the game was 4.

The Jaguars have come here to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and they have a motherfucking surplus of gum.