What’s that clicking noise?

nah you just push that white and blue checkered circle on your steering wheel and that lets everyone know to move out of your way

do you have a BMW? I heard they’re optional.

Hey, I’m the one with the BMW!

wait, my car has turn signals?

Or just take a shortcut.

Everyone here knows how to yield...the real question is - can cars use the ‘mountable truck apron’???

Use signs and pavement marking to help you guide

Please, please, signal when you are about to exit. Otherwise people about to enter don’t know that you’re exiting and are forced to stop and wait, defeating the entire purpose of a roundabout.

They can jump a few feet straight up in the air. Yeah, that’s the stuff of nightmares. I did not grow up with these beasts — I’m outdoorsy and tough, but ... damn.

Who knew a pile of discarded circular saw blades could be so cuddly.

At least Apple shills are guided by misplaced fanboy-ism, and not outright bribery/extortion. They genuinely love the company, in a Stokholm syndrome kind of way.

That’s what I came on here to say! $3 isn’t a savings at all, they should just advertise it as free service fee weekend.

That’s what I came on here to say! $3 isn’t a savings at all, they should just advertise it as free service fee…

Eh. That barely covers Fandango’s fees for a single ticket. I could save almost as much by buying the ticket at the theater.

Eh. That barely covers Fandango’s fees for a single ticket. I could save almost as much by buying the ticket at the…

The icebreaker in 45's first security briefing was Elvis walking in carrying a Martian in a parrot cage.

he’s the president of the god damned United States of Merica, you think he gives a shit about sexual harassment? even if that was such a thing, which it’s not - cause we all know Kathy’s ass wants a good firm slapping so she knows shes doing a great the best job, he could just pardon himself if he ever got convicted…

Being forced to watch the White House orientation video must have been tough for him, since it doesn’t mention him. The part about sexual harassment in the workplace must have been uncomfortable.

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