Actually it was aliens.

She was never on the plane to begin with. She let the plane take off with a dummy pilot, assumed a fake identity, and lived out the rest of her life peacefully as a pottery painter in Des Moines.

I always just thought that she created an island hideaway, ran out of money, had gender reassignment and became DB Cooper, jumping out to return to said hideaway with cash again flowing. Can someone confirm/deny?

Now that there’s all this hysteria about it - now it’s funny.

Wait, if people are so afraid of scary clowns then why are they voting for one for president?

I posted “scary clown is my brand” on FB and am now awaiting the local SWAT team.

Okay, everyone, repeat after me...

My local sheriff’s department just had to respond to two calls very close to my house. They found nothing the first time. Second time? Deputies report seeing a clown standing in the driveway. They tried to make contact and the clown ran off into the woods.

My neighborhood list-serv, a.k.a. Middle Class White People Who are Easily Terrified of Anything/Anyone Who Isn’t a Middle Class White Person — got lit up with this shit as well. The loudest idiots are convinced, convinced I tell you, that Pennywise will come out of the woods in our development and snatch their…

So he finally finished the jump? How long did it take?

Same here. Then I saw that it wasn’t Portal 2 updates, and I was disappointed Then I remember what a wise man once said...

Seeing DOOT IV reminded me that this exists and should be made into a real thing.

Rumor is that content is coming with Half Life 3.

skin-to-skin contact is not only therapeutic, but a great form of medicine for both your mind and your body.

Alternate headline:

“If you’re reading comic books on your phone or tablet”

If WBC keeps using Pokemon in their promotional material, would Nintendo have precedent to sue them for unauthorized use of their IP? Because that is a battle that I would love to watch go down.

Look, I live near both of these species — they're just down the road in Busch Gardens — and I can promise you that a hippo would tear the living shit out of a rhino. Rhinos are just cows dressed up for Halloween. Hippos are the meanest animals in the neighborhood, again my neighborhood being Busch Gardens.

I need more details. Is this theoretical hippo a hungry, hungry hippo?

Fair enough, if you're an investment banker, but if your business is music or something creative, then I think it's more acceptable to have a link to your Twitter. I wouldn't throw a card in the garbage just because I've been given one more avenue by which t contact/learn more about this associate or client.