Agreed. There is absolutely nothing “whimsical” about how Will Smith speaks in comic roles. In every “comedy” role he’s in he draws on his Fresh Prince persona with a slapstick side of “bad’ass” and it’s not at all what the original Genie was. I’m not asking for a replica of Williams’ performance, but asking that they…

Am I the only one not missing that White Hollywood is casting Will Smith as the genie, a mythical being who is enslaved to a non-descript brass lamp, as a nose-thumb at the #oscarssowhite movement?

the Genie clearly needs to be Patton Oswalt.

You just *know* that the studio really wants a white guy. And that all this “we can’t find a guy after 2000 auditions” is just cover for when they announce that Aladdin will be played by Hugh Jackman.

I assume Jake Gyllenhaal is busy?

This will covfefe the hell out of its enemies

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

bleh.

bleh.

When You Capitalize The First Letter Of Every Word, You Turn The Word “polish” Into Polish. This Theme Park Is Not In Poland. It Has Not Been Polished.

Don’t move to Florida either, then. The roaches there FLY. O__O

yea good point all the roaches are in new york they’re unable to adapt to any other location on the planet except within the confines of new york city

Honey, the roaches in South FLA are carrying those PS4s out to the patio so they get a view.

During my first visit there I was wandering down side streets at dawn - very Holly Golightly - and saw a trash truck collecting bins from some sort of ground entrance with metal doors - as the doors were opening, SHEETS of roaches peeled off and ran in all directions. I was blown away.

“What advantages does this war have over, say, an ethnic cleansing, which I could also afford?”

I think they’re a regional thing. I’ve never seen one where I live in South Carolina, but I’ve traveled to some places where the smug bastards are always showing off that their cars blink.

And that’s what this is.

And that’s what this is.

Shouldn’t this have “advertising “ in italics somewhere?

Shouldn’t this have “advertising “ in italics somewhere?

Don’t forget to add your Blinker Fluid once you find them.

BMW’s don’t come with those from the factory.

He wasn’t talking to you, BMW driver.