Sauron was bitten by pterodactyls. He’s a were-pterodactyl. 

“Who the fuck is Patrick Dempsey again?” is a relevant question today and was even more relevant back then.

Ghost’s mother literally died to provide her litter a better life south of the Wall. Jon doesn’t think his pet prefers sleeping indoors, like every dog on the face of Earthos?

Yeah, I always wonder when actors serially take the exact kind of roles they claim frustrate them so much. Presumably Warner Bros met his price, or Gunn made the right pitch. Sort of like Harrison Ford finally agreeing to play Han Solo again in a project that killed the character off, something he’d been asking for…

Forever is my favorite Batman movie of the era. I hated Tim Burton’s movies. Too many white-faced freaks parading and waving their arms around.

Black Panther was better than every best picture winner I can think of off the top of my head: Titanic, Gladiator, Crash, Shakespeare in Love, Argo, whatever. Mythical “best movie material” is hardly ever honored at awards shows.

Now that you mention it, the lack of a Queen soundtrack will probably prevent Aquaman from achieving camp classic status. 

It took less than two years for three documentaries about Fyre, and more than six years for just one about Trayvon Martin.

Even if we put aside society’s contradictory nudity taboos and treat a woman exposing her nipples as equivalent to a man exposing his nipples, bear in mind a man provocatively exposing his nipples to coworkers is considered unacceptable as well, in the current climate, and as long as I’ve been in the workforce.

Killmonger’s vision was heartbreaking. Almost everyone who has lost a loving parent longs to see them again; but seeing them again, only to find them weeping in despair and disappointment over what you’ve become? Talk about an adult fear.

Genius. Can’t believe I missed that.

“Dr. Madeleine Swann” isn’t exactly a Bond girl name. Was “Dr. Madeleine Swallows” taken?

I’ll definitely buy a poster when the day comes.

STAN LEE DID NOT CONSCIOUSLY MODEL PROFESSOR X ON MARTIN LUTHER KING OR MAGNETO ON MALCOLM X, AND X-MEN BY STAN LEE AND JACK KIRBY WAS NOT A DELIBERATE CIVIL RIGHTS ANALOGY.

He presented them!

You’re right, the same Marvel that cast HUUUGE STAAAARS like Chris Pratt, Chris Evans or Chris Whatshisfuck wouldn’t have given the time of day to the likes of Katee Sackhoff.

Good.

Only comic book writers and fans could believe that’s more believable than mechanical webshooters. 

The argument was conducted via proxies, via fax, I’m afraid.

Here’s a sample of Moore’s end: “... it was suggested that Grant Morrison himself might argue that he was just being “a bit Johnny Rotten; a bit Punk Rock”, to which I pointed out that as far as I was aware John Lydon hails from a working class background,…

At one point a few years ago Moore and Morrison were reduced to literally arguing over who was more punk rock in the Seventies. That was pretty hilarious.