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NYC is the greatest city in the world if you’re single and making north of $125K or a family with HHI north of $400K or have daddy’s Amex . Otherwise, no thanks.

To illustrate further...

Our dinner table is for all the mail we have yet to get to.

There’s a very simpler technical explanation: Smaller cameras. Cameras have gotten tiny so you can shoot in tiny rooms now. You couldn’t film most shows, even in the 90s and early 00s, without a gigantic camera.

Rachel’s early years, her clothes weren’t that special -- she looked like she dressed in Contempo Casuals. She eventually became an assistant buyer at Bloomies and then got a job at Ralph Lauren which is really when she started dressing great. Her clothes weren’t unrealistic, I don’t think.

yeah lol she got the apartment working part time as a barista

Isn’t Marnie on Girls pretty much unemployed? Being unemployed and having your own apartment that you don’t share in NY seems pretty aspirational to me.

No it’s real. Too fucking real. Fucking New York. This place sucks a bag of dicks and is also amazing. Very strange dichotomy. But the complaining is real as fuck.

Anyone else sometimes suspect that all the complaining about New York from New Yorkers is just a scam to dissuade people from moving there?

What is Swift hiding? Her boob job, obviously. America’s sweetheart got plastic surgery. Nice message to all her age 5-17 year old fans.

By “Kim” you mean her social media curators & comedy writers, yes?

I think she’ll end up marrying Prince Harry. Or that younger Kennedy kid, who graduates from HARRRRVARD next year.

Ugh I grew up in napa which has an amazing yet casual fine dining scene and all the restaurants this guy says he likes are sooooo basic.

How does one get to be over 40 and gave zero self awareness?

So does Ryan Seacrest. So did Taylor Lautner.

I have a theory that she only stays “friends” with him because he has tons of info on her that she doesn’t want him to sell if they parted ways.

This guy is so fucking creepy looking, I saw him on tv once and changed the channel because he’s scary. And, is he Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton’s lovechild or does everyone in L.A. talk like that? He also seems to be a big time scam artist. He most definitely is a big time asshole.

Never go full Fieri.

What DO ageing-twink side-kicks to actually famous people DO with themselves, anyway?