#NotAllMillennials

Because you're always on our lawns! With your smarty phones and your eye pads and your fancy coffee drinks we can't pronounce. Damn whippersnappers. My walker doesn't have blue tooth!

I find "the Tea People" (it's like some terrible B-movie) a really wonderful and hilarious way to reference them. Thanks for that.

So she calls Obama gay, because Michelle is trans. I've seen people defending this as a joke, but it really is a terrible joke. It's based on the ideas that 1) being trans is inherently a negative, secret thing and 2) men who are attracted to trans women are gay. It's really a hat trick of anti-Obama, homophobia, and…

Thanks for basically ruining my weekend with this story. Leaving now to take my kids for as much ice cream as they can eat until they barf. Big hugs for them. They are the light of my life.

I was going to watch the video, but then I looked around the patio of the Chicago coffee shop I'm sitting on & can count 5 different races of people sitting here (including a very adorable interracial couple.) I think I'll pass on this one. Hope you're all having a lovely day, Jezzies!

Pass.

Ah, sales.

NORA. ROBERTS.

What if I told you that not everyone has the luxury of being selective about who employs them? WHAT THEN.

Still sad about it.

They we so adorbs... :(

Admit it, Happy makes you want to kill someone at this point, right?

Oh, yes. It sounds exactly like that.

HE SELLS MONOGRAMMED COFFEE THERMOSES (PROBABLY).

I...don't think they will.

WHAT DOES THIS EVEN MEAN!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?

allow me.

Agreed, and this turd: