These old things?

I read this as marijuana PANTS and laughed forever

Is that sarcasm? I can't tell on the Interwebs.

You cannot hit them on a bike. You cannot hit a man named Mike. You cannot hit them in the mouth. You cannot hit them in the South. You cannot hit them on the nose. And cannot step on all their toes. You cannot hit them with a box. You cannot hit them with a fox. You cannot hit them here and there. You cannot hit them…

And yet, when I insist on crafting while naked so glitter doesn't get all over my clothes, everyone is all "put on an apron at least!" and "this is a public park, for crissake!" PRUDES.

The fact that he's a straight family man in real life but was so adept at portraying Chris Keller AND Elliot Stabler...this man is a great actor!

Naturally, I wanted to be euphemistic in case anyone with hyper-sensitive unmentionables was in ear shot. Imagine the utter calamity if we involved frank discussion of engorgement of the southern anatomy in all of this.

Those visible bra straps! Making men feel all lusty in the pants region! When I was in high school I asked my teacher if we would have to ban flip-flips and all open-toed shoes if someone in our class had a foot fetish. After all, we don't want anyone getting distracted by lustful thoughts, right? She sent me to the…

I hope it's paid for by right-wing tears.

I TAIP RAEL GUDE NAO,

"Putting a lid on a beverage isn't telling rapists they shouldn't rape, which is, you know, the main problem. It's not really deterring rape."

Good point. It's amazing how many people think one must resort to violence or verbal abuse to be a truly racist person. One of the most racist people I know is this white girl I go to school with who says nigga from time to time, is afraid to go to black parties because of our "aggressiveness", thinks Beyonce and…

#NotAllRacists

You should read Bim Adewunmi's original piece. I'm not refusing to speak out about sexism, just recognizing that in this case I do not have the point of reference to critique the app.

all day, erryday. god he's fit. i have dated men of all shapes, sizes, heights, weights and races. i'm like the UN of d. but just once - just once - i would like to know what its like to be with someone who has abs like that. i would probably black out and not be able to enjoy it.

Seriously. Captain America can get it.

Sandy, I am NOT mad at you. Chris Evans is hella fine.

Hey Malia, want to learn how to drive stick ;)

His SeaWorlds stance doesn't jibe with his wacky fascistic tendencies. Maybe that's just me.