I love how Kim Kardashian looks like a Sims person on the InTouch cover.

I am so glad intouch provided us with this photo. Without it, I couldn't begin to imagine what it would look like if a woman was trying on a dress that didn't fit.

I didn't know I could still be shocked by dirty cop antics, and yet here I am. Shocked.

#myNYPD

I just went from liking Seth Rogen to loving Seth Rogen. Well done.

i would much rather read the thoughts and opinions about this from the Black Woman's perspective than I would anyone else. so thank you for your thoughts.

I always judge humor by how I'd feel about listening to that joke sitting in a room full of people of different colors and sexual orientations.

I can see your point, very clearly. What I took from is was that since some* white people deny white privilege and would avoid like the plague anything that has to do with slavery, maybe (even if the joke went over like a lead balloon) reminding them of it is really like putting them at the center of how this country…

Today is the first I've heard of it, and I'm so excited!!

Oh god oh man I can't wait to see this movie! I've been excited about it ever since I saw the first trailer however long ago. (Too bad I don't know anyone that would want to see this with me.)

I have been so fucking excited to see this movie ever since I heard about it and I cannot wait! I've been delighted to hear nothing but positive reviews so far!

I binged watched so many shows whiles studying for Managerial Economics course. I am pretty sure I watched the entire That 70's Show while prepping for one test.

I think EVERYTHING about Beyonce probably eats Bill O'Reilly inside. I can just imagine him sitting around seething thinking about her, and wondering where that erection came from...

I snorted at "Beywatch." Internet high-fives for all the Daily Show writers!

I love the fact that we still call her Burt ...

You guys. I love how most of these comments are "OMG EW NO ONE WANTS TO SEE JAMES FRANCO'S STUPID PENIS EWWW" followed by complaining that you can't actually see the penis.

At this point the photographer had taken about 40 photos of this adorable little girl sobbing, and we were starting to feel like monsters.

Your argument is kind of like someone saying, oh, please. I don't feel bad for the people who lost a leg in the Boston marathon bombings; I lost both of mine in an accident and I don't even miss them! Or, hey, child molesters are no big deal — I was raped as a kid and I'm still alive and smiling so whatever. Just…

It costs less to support one person than it does to support more than one person.