Also: DO NOT FUCKING PARK IN DISABLED PARKING SPOTS UNLESS YOU *ARE* DISABLED!

That guy better hope I never run across him in the wild because he will get one of these to the crotch.

a karevan

Oh yeah I dig it, the Trousers clan. Euripedes Trousers, Eumenides Trousers.

[Chews on companion recently beaten to death with a guitar made by Neil’s grandfather on his deathbed.]

It’s what he would have wanted.

Could be wood. Or a duck.

Brain and brain, what is brain?

I, for one, am fairly certain we’re living inside a simulation created by an artificial super-intelligence tasked with telling the most arduous “Aristocrats” joke possible.

They say that cat Taft was a bad muthaf....

“Number one, thanks for the reasonable conversation. A rare gem in today’s interwebs.”

I’m just gonna post this here in anticipation of anyone who thinks that getting a flu shot isn’t important.

I dip my krispy kreme dougnuts in ranch and then wrap them in Hawaiian pizza.

Mango Unchained

Yup. Chevy Chase may be a shitty person, but honestly, Pete Davidson isn’t even half as talented as Chase was at his age

I’m not surprised that it would rub someone the wrong way.

Don’t tape me bro!

You have to stand up to racists, whatever the cost may be. We shall fight on the bleachers.

Sounds like they should Fork Knife less and spoon more.

The General E

The General Electric?

Kang’s said this a zillion times, and he’ll say it again: Ronin was the perfect villain for GotG. No, he’s not multi-dimensional like he’s become in the comics. But that’s by design. The irreverence of the Guardians works best against an opponent who is humorless and charisma-free. They’re Delta House, he’s Dean…