Arnie is exactly why I really wish never-made Adventures of Hans & Franz Movie had been made. They did a read-through of it on Conan’s podcast and it was hilarious.

I thought “digitally manipulating the genitals” was using photoshop?

And don’t take a bath with your nanny for an hour after eating. Cramps -- you could both drown.

I enjoyed Lynch’s Dune just fine, but I enjoyed it much more in the way I enjoy a film by John Waters as opposed to Villenueve’s Dunes, which I enjoyed much more in the way I enjoy a Peter Jackson film.

I’m in the same place. I went through that with Dune 2 and regretted not seeing it in the theater a little. So, I went and saw Furiosa and have absolutely no regrets. It was pretty awesome up on the big screen. I know it would have been less awesome at home because I watched Fury Road as soon as I got home, and it was…

I KNEW IT! Always after me Lucky Charms that Vincent Vega was...

Came here to post this, not leaving disappointed.

“Cromulent”, even?

Got a Leaf. Haven’t been to one of these places in ages. Don’t miss them.

There Can Be Only One!

You’re an unpleasant person and you say unpleasant things.

Nice post. Obligatory nitpick, the chops are usually not strictly proportional to the number of players left but proportional to the fraction of the total chips in play that each player has. E.g. three players and 100k chips in play with a payout of 1000, 500, and 250 for 1st, second and third. If the biggest stack is…

It was the friends they made along the way?

I enjoyed the video and am now informed and there’s only one complaint and that complaint is the number of times he said and.

Wouldn’t have gotten the penalty if he hadn’t burned thru all the other allowed replacements already.

secret invasion felt like a sustained head injury.

This is a fantastic journal of every horrible thing that has ever happened to you in the past. Quite illuminating.

Absolutely true. It’s been many years, but had an amazing ribeye at the Circus Circus steakhouse, of all places.

I’m surprised that nobody has yet taken you to task on the repeated idea that spicy food benefits from splashing water on it. That only serves to spread the capsaicin farther.

You could incentivize following the narrative by valuing the questions at “$200 plus the value of all other questions already answered in this column” and “randomly distribute the daily doubles vertically”.