As in “this is what you could try to do on purpose if not for the infield fly rule”?

It didn’t qualify but it’s a good illustration of the reason for the infield fly rule.

I think it’s a Norwegian Blue.  Beautiful plumage.

The important thing is that you’ll get it right next time. What is the internet but a safe place to iterate on your mistakes in an encouraging and understanding public forum?

[casts stone, sees it not going far enough, runs underneath to catch it, casts again]

A time traveling penis, you say? Let’s get you greenlit at Netflix!

Bit on the nose ...

Behind every Goodman is a bad woman, apparently.

I mean, sure, this is “why socialism”.

More importantly though; Why Socialism?

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

Ahem...

“Fuck Tom Bombadil!
Fuck Bom-ba-dillo!”

You’re welcome. ;)

Ok so I feel like this is a very appropriate place to tell my movie going expirence for Black Panther. I went to a theater with reserved seating (no alcohol though; should have checked. Damn) Two young women went to sit next to me but there was a white man in one of their seats. They showed the man their tickets and…

I posted this as a comment, but I’ll never get out of the grays. It’s a similar observation:

Wow, that’s awesome! I met that guy at an airport!

Harrison Ford was born in the 40s. That makes him a boomer. Ehrenreich is playing a younger version of Solo, and was born in ‘89. That makes him a millennial. So to be clear - It’s Millennial Harrison Ford’s Falcon.

Not to mention declining health. I was an invincible rock until about 45, and now I’m very vincible and it sucks.

Oh shit, BITcoin???

I am so hype I’m actually designing a couple of T-shirts to wear on opening weekend (because y’all know I’m seeing more than once, right?).

To be fair, he did hit a dinger

"Idiocracy" is only frightening if you realize that it's a documentary.