I think you’ve gotten a little confused. The tinfoil is for the hats. The alloys are a combination of absurdium and asshatium.

You should keep going on a bit more with your description. You’ve almost written the whole kickstarter page right there in your comment.

From what I can see of the shape, clearly this:

I’m not trying to be an ass, but I suspect that I will be seen as such if I point out that you may have missed one of the major reasons for playing this game. Despite that risk, I will point out that you may have missed one of the major reasons for playing this game.

People keep ignoring the idea but this very statement:

This callback was an absolute gem:

*’ed for “vincible”. Both a nice word and strikes at the heart of my personal terror over my imminent decline.

In scanning your comment, either I think you’re on to something or I’ve seen something you didn’t say.

I was instructed by an otolaryngologist (ear-nose-throat doctor) that there is an acceptable method for using a cotton swab (or a Q-Tip® if you are a brand fetishist) to clean out your ears:

Having just rewatched Moana with the kids, I now can’t get this image out of my head as being what a Treasury staff meeting looks like:

People. Never. Learn.

some people say “mm” is the abbreviation for “million”, as in “m x m” -> roman numeral M = 1000 -> 1000 x 1000. The same way that folks use ‘k’ (as in ‘kilo’) for a thousand (or 1,024 if you flip bits for a living), or refer to a Benjamin as a C-note in some noir classics.

But the sky is falling at 10 meters per second faster every second. Even if it has an infinite distance to fall, eventually it will go so fast it will get there someday, right? Just ask the dinosaurs.

And that is when someone who understood that gold(x) > gold(y) would go to x-land and use their gold to buy widgets where the cost of w(x) < price of w(y). Then they’d take the widgets to y and sell them for inexpensive gold. Then they’d take the gold back to x and trade it for more widgets. And then Jeff Bezos…

I hope it’s on more than one password protected USB stick or that you occasionally make a paper copy of your keys and store those in a safe place.

Looks pretty fun. It’s not quite a non-sequitur for me to drop this here:

I’ve got an MU license plate cover. Most people have no idea...

That’s hilarious. I couldn’t really see anything wrong with it, but now that you say there’s problems, I can’t fail to see things that could be better in the next version:

Hm. Turning it up to 11 seems so pedestrian nowadays. I’d suggest this is worth adding a 12 to the dial. At the very least an 11.1 seems appropriate.

I’m happy I was able to be the first person to star this, but I was really confused why there weren’t already a bunch of stars there...