Oh Rex! Such tiny arms and hands, but such an ENORMOUS....

While I empathize with Mr. Miller and hope that his injury is not career ending, I am disappointed to not see any quips regarding “taking a knee” in the prior comments. Very disappointed, indeed.

It was a little bit too soon, but I gave you a star anyway.

You know, your comment reminds me of something that happened to me.

Do you really want to be bending over backwards at this time? I mean, your hair, right?

You know, for a moment I thought I was accidentally on The Onion and this was a sarcastic take featuring an oddly facially depilated Councilman Jeremy Jamm.

I came here to say “I used to like all llamas, but now I like all but one”.

Ok, I apologize for the complete non-sequitur, but when I saw the photo credits:

One would think that at work one could be safe from someone around here chopping up quite a large number of onions. Not to mention all that dust that must be in the air for so many particles to have landed in both my eyes.

Came to ask about this — pictures show the breast side down during pounding but it wasn’t explicit. Then I saw that pornographically delicious looking crisp skin in the final photo and almost forgot to... um. was there a question I was going to ask?

Where would you like me to convene the Truth & Reconciliation Commission for this outrage? I wouldn’t want it to be somewhere that you couldn’t easily attend. I’m glad you’re willing to try and talk it out instead of immediately calling for the International Criminal Court to immediately press Crimes Against Humanity…

Sorry to be that guy, but I think you really meant:

I really liked that you stood up for me... right until you said you were kidding. I cook. I cook on weekends. I make pancakes in the morning. We eat out or I fire up the griddle to make grilled cheese for lunch. I make something for dinner (which always seems to include plain pasta for my 9 yr old son because he never…

I want to both star your comment and burn you with fire.

Are tomatoes self-pollinating? I’m guessing they must be if you’re growing them inside during the winter. Unless you have some robo-bees flying around the house just for this purpose?

So, I came here from io9, and we are talking about super-powers. Dare I suggest a Kamala-Squared ticket?

I scrolled by too quickly and thought I saw:

I think you really nailed it right here:

I make pancakes of two types for the kids:

I, for one, appreciate your pun. Seems like nobody else got it right — they were left behind. And so, I gave you a star on this board.