It seems that all I can make of this story

But did your grandma’s version make it into your mouth in perfectly bite-sized chunks on its own?

I already loved Crisp Rat (as we adoringly refer to him in our family), but I now love him even more for this:

Dearest Ham,

Dearest Ham,

Not trying to be snarky... well maybe I am. I’m busy pondering the irony of seeing this content line up with this particular ad:

“These mother fuckers have been demeaned by a half-deranged bigot for months...”

I see her holding a “poor unfortunate soul”, so it’s definitely Ursula. And, agreed on the degree of respect.

You misspelled “wërk”

Oh, so you follow https://twitter.com/SwiftOnSecurity too?

But then they would be green nationalist sympathizers and would have to loathe themselves instead of others. You know, like I do.

You should stick around, as it gets a lot better at 4:20.

Time flies.
Like an arrow.
Fruit flies.
Like a banana.
Fruit pies.
Caution! Filling Hot!

As much as I hate to capitulate to a climate of fear, I’d advice care, friend. A phrase like this after Jan 20 (emphasis mine):

If that was self-reported length, then it would actually require 1,181,101.997

It is a good day when it includes fondue.

I think we are looking at the bottom edge of a sun-dog

Dear CineCraft,

Greg Focker disagrees.

Dare I bring up the point that: