I like it. I was thinking of the big jug of laundry detergent. 

Let’s face it,, based on the inflammatory language, this was a letter to his supporters, not Pelosi.

Should be allowed to beat the shit out of the rapist, but the inept authorities will do.

“the night was ‘consistent’ with her past contact with the student in question who she had previously had a ‘short-lived romantic relationship.’”

For Christ’s sake, people. Do not use a baseball bat to go beat up somebody you think needs an ass kicking. At best, that’s aggravated assault (a felony). At worst, it’s attempted murder (a worse felony). We all love our daughters. If we use our fists instead of deadly weapons, we can convey that love violently while…

This doesn’t strike me as him being selfish, but rather beyond frustrated and hopeless. He WAS there for her. For 2 years he stood with her and tried to make the charges stick. He worked with the system and the system ignored his daughter. It went so far that the school basically accused her of making it up…

I really, really just want him to die so we can kickstart the process of absolutely, incessantly shitting on his “legacy.”

I mean...violence is not the answer, but I understand. I don’t condone it, but I get it.

So this is how you write out a ten-minute fart noise.

You said you’d pray for me, but you lied

The best is today’s presser, “Will you accept any responsibility sir?”

Speaker Pelosi should make corrections, in red Sharpie, give it a letter grade of F and return it to the White House.

“There was no quid pro quo, I just asked them do something in return!”

I really can’t laugh at this shit because a fucking 12 year old is *president. For all the dumb ass white folks that said we had to put up with Obama you can eat a bag of dicks. I mean that letter should be spoofed until the end of time. Who in the fuck wrote it? A teenager that just got dumped via Facebook? No really…

Jesus, this is a whiny-ass bitch move. Documented for all of history to see what a whiny liar he is.

I’m surprised he didn’t claim Pelosi wouldn’t let anyone from his administration testify to congress and mention how NASTY she has been to him.

tl;dr version

There’s no fucking way he wrote that; too many words with more than two syllables. “Stable genius” or no, this man’s personal lexicon contains 300 words at most.

in an Electoral College landslide (306-227)

Trump’s letters are friggin’ comedy, ALWAYS.