The resemblance between Guiliani and Sam the Eagle in that photo is uncanny.

“The Remix To Contrition” tag, LOL. 

Especially sports where concussions are a concern. Regular contact with a psychologist would go a long way in being able to spot some of the symptoms of CTE and get them help before things go off the rails completely.

I had a big ol’ crush on DeRozan before he opened up about his struggles with depression, and it just got bigger afterward. I’m so glad that his taking a chance paid off like this. They’re athletes, not supermen.

You’re right that it looks more like a rat (not a baby one either), but it’s not white. 

The internet certainly does provide, doesn’t it? That’s fantastic.

Trump? Lie? Under oath?

I hope her Honor has a good reason for this. Otherwise?

Those aren’t ever appropriate jokes. Those are from the folder of sexually harassing jokes that should have been left in the garbage last century. Good for you for not playing along.

I think in those situations, they understand we’re not doing it to be dicks. We’re just freaked out and looking for a bit of reassurance. Maybe it’s a power thing—in situations where I have some level of power over the person to whom I’m telling the bad joke, it’s way less okay because they’re obligated to laugh in…

I’m in ultrasound. We do a hell of a lot more than just scanning pregnant people, but we get a lot of people who ask, “Is it a boy or a girl? HAHAHA” during abdominal and vascular studies.

it only accidentally happens when he’s interacting with women rather than men

I hate how accurate that is. 

Seriously. Why would I want to visit a country where I could be murdered by a cop and there would be no recourse?

it’s clear that I must have been doing something.

Fucking hell. You're making me miss her more. Bastards <3

Ah, crap. Every time we lose one of you, it’s like losing a friend. We know we can find you if we try, but we both know we’ll grow distant, and over time, it’ll just be a faded memory of a good time in the past.

Begging subs make me uncomfortable, but I at least know they're more respectful than fuckhead doms who manipulate you at every turn.

Oh no, we've seen that edition of "The Weirdest Stuff People Put Up Their Ass This Year". God, what sub-blog was that posted on?

Oh, bother. That's too bad. I wonder if they'd mind an update?