They should make an award for MVP of Intangibles. It would be made of air, and players would “receive” it by miming.

“...[pictured below]...”

Listen, I’m just glad you overcame your stroke and can use a keyboard again. I’m sure your tastebuds will come back eventually.

That is a separate issue.

HRC is a gifted politician, a leader, and an inspiration. Just because internalized sexism exists with perceptions of female speakers, doesn’t mean she is a gifted speaker. She may be judged more harshly, but she is breaking that ceiling for others. The First Lady (MO) brought strength,…

Back to the pianos, my friend. You know, there’s a little place called Mary Ann’s Pianos. The nice thing about that place is Mary Ann gets on the piano bench with you.

That’s right.

Pianos? My goodness, what an idea. Why didn’t I think of that? Pianos! There’s four places. There’s the Piano Hut, that’s on third.There’s Pianos-R-Us, that’s on third too. You got Put-Your-Ivories-There. That’s on third. Swing Low, Sweet Chariot... Matter of fact, they’re all in the same complex; it’s the piano…

The walks are the key. He’s already walked more this year than all of last year, so teams are forced to pitch in the strike zone.

Another fun example of this is the Celtics turning 3 first round picks in ‘01 into Joe Johnson (traded almost immediately for Tony Delk and Rodney Rogers), Kedrick Brown (who?), and Joe Forte (125 career minutes). They didn’t really miss out on much—the best player they passed on was either Z-Bo or Tony Parker—but,…

Well I’m a Blazer fan, so fuck this question.

Did you ask your partner before you left this comment

I swear I’ve actually done three of those, although two of them are really just the same janitorial job.

If you don't vote for doormat salesman, fuck you.

“Good ol’ Rock! Nothin’ beats that!”

1. Reese’s peanut butter eggs/rabbits/whatever

Deadspin will be fine. For various reasons, no one’s particularly concerned. And also for various reasons we aren’t talking about it as much as we’d like to.

“With the 29th pick in the 2016 NBA draft, Gregg Popovich personally selects Taurean Prince, Baylor.”

I can’t remember exactly who it was or what blog post it was, but recently on Deadspin a writer wrote something along the lines of:

This is terrible kinja

Thanks for the correction not for the insult.