Thanks, you just caused the debutaunte whom I'm escourting to the Derby to faint.

Make sure it doesn't bounce twice and if you drop it go tag the wall before someone else throws it against the wall and if you don't just turn around and close your eyes and cover up your dick?

This is the fundamental structure of an obituary. Some telling actions or behaviors are strewn together, in a way that tells you something about the life that the person lived. In Warrior's case, seemingly every time his name came up outside of Wrestling, it was on some bullshit. To me, it's way more "gross" to ignore…

Since Rockets players represent the majority of the defense, I'm guessing James Harden wasn't involved in the incident.

Hi, layperson here. NO FUCKING CLUE WHAT A SILVER PLATTER IS.

Oh Mr. Judgmental, what's worse: a guy peeing in public, or someone who takes a picture of a guy peeing in public, goes home, uploads it to his computer, saves it in a folder called work stuff/2009 audit/accountant copy/backup, kisses his wife, puts the kids to bed, settles in to watch tv, falls asleep on the couch,…

Man. MAN. When you're right, you're right. I wish I'd thought of that earlier, and made that my joke.

What I don't understand is, these two particular guys have had corroboration in hand AND the moral high ground. Why the hell would these guys cede that advantage for a little security, or worse, just give it away? Why give the other side a chance to go on the offensive? What a dumb fucking strategy. I mean, Christ, GO…

You are correct. From that article:

Jose de Jesus Ortiz invites fans to vote on his ballot and help fill it out.

Houston really needs to calm down and take a chill pill. Then snort some cocaine. Smoke some weed. And take a warm bath.