Poor predictable Doc.

SIC BURN

This is good truthering.

At 1:15 and 1:35 of the original video, you can see Dick Ballistic in the cap with the green front panel hit our hapless protagonist with several jabs of his Finger of Wrathful Judgment.

An actual win or loss.

As long as we can also agree that he didn’t have the highest WAR last season, at all, by any stretch of accounting or imagination. He did lead the league in Bret The Hitman Hart impressions though, and I feel like that should factor in.

/giphy Probably for the best

What percentage of the time does /giphy hit the mark for you in Slack? I operate somewhere in the neighborhood of 10% success, 30% meh, and 60% shitting up the channel with complete failures.

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On a scaled of 1 to Palpable LinkedIn Thirstiness, how concerned is everyone about Deadspin’s future in the wake of the Hogan trial?

a show where Gary Busey reads bedtime stories to children

If you’re anything like me, you’re going to want a concise version of this fantastic recipe to type onto an index card and store in your favorite recipe box:

If things don’t work out with my soulmate for whatever reason, do I get to keep fucking the goat

I’ll never forget the night that I walked into my local healthcare clinic with a severe overdose. Abdominal cramping, constant urination, the whole bit. The healthcare people asked me if I’d been drinking, and I told them no, but they saw right through my lies. They had me tested, and boom, there it was. Water. Lots…

I've run a couple of leagues for years with no kickers, and it is HEAVEN.

I use the “I’ll time you trick” on my daughters all the time. Children are such adorable, glorious little morons.

cosigned, HARD

BORT. You’d think this barleywine is too unusual to be popular, but it tends to sell out quickly. People may confuse this with the weizenbock, which is named BORT, or the schwarzbier, which is also named BORT.

Back in college, I lived in a gigantic, shitty and structurally unsound old house with seven or so roommates, thrown together mostly through random connections. There were a lot of overlapping musical tastes – it all kind of centered around punk, hardcore or indie – and we wound up having house shows there maybe every…