There are so many shades of wrong, and yours is in a different palette altogether than, say, thinking that TV and sandwiches are bad, for instance. Chin up, you’re doing great.

Greg

Barry

That barely qualifies as coverage, tbh

Who has had the most garbage-ass opinion on internal chat this week, and what was it?

Clay, you're the worst attorney I've ever met.

Maybe someone significantly more lawyerly than me can explain this: what grounds does UFC have to take this video down? The person who recorded the video owns the copyright, don’t they?

Reading the article, I’m struck by two things: 1) why does a dentist have a spokesman? and 2) good lord, his penis must be an absolute tragedy.

five straight seasons with 73 or more losses

Your experience with children sounds troubling.

One of the movie’s more far-fetched elements: The idea of a nightclub landscape ruled by Stevie Ray Vaughn clones.

The headline is misleading — I need quite a few more of these.

My Entire Father’s Day Wish List, Ranked:

I don’t think Jerry understands what “bottle service” means.

Oh man, Tiff’s Treats is the way to go for cookies. You just call, and they bring a big box of fresh-baked deliciousness directly to you, each layer of warm cookie insulating the layer beneath like a magical electric cookie blanket. Next time you’re in Austin, order a box to your hotel room and have some uninterrupted…

Went out with some of my wife’s distant relatives for dinner once, and her cousin-uncle-whatever offers me a leaf of his whole artichoke appetizer. So delicious, he tells me. So as to appear worldly and sophisticated, I quickly accept, despite having no notion whatsoever of how to eat it. I popped the whole leaf in my…

Sure, fair, yes. But one of the dudes they were torturing was me.

As a Rockets fan who had to suffer through the unrelenting horror and sadness of the Francis-Mobley Isolation of Despair era, I can assure you that Harden plays a good and enjoyable brand of basketball and you should immediately apologize to him.

Apart from the fact that comedy routines don’t open with the strongest joke and roller coasters aren’t funny, these are exceptionally strong analogies. I would put them somewhere near the top of a list.